Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?