How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?