What do you call a cow with two legs?
Eileen.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?