Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
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What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How do you grill cheese?