What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?