Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did March say to the madness?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where was Noah born?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
When do astronauts eat?