What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What are the strongest days of the week?