What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?