Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which former US President was always cold?
Do dads always snore?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?