Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What insect runs away from everything?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do cats wear to work?