Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them.
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What kind of bird can write?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
When does a horse talk?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?