Why do baseball players always go to the park?
They love to slide!
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?