Can February March?
No, but April May.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
