Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?