There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?