Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are winter days great?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?