On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
They're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?