What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?