How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's E.T. short for?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are trees always so positive?