What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What should you wear to a tea party?