What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There's mushroom for improvement!
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why is a doctor always calm?