Why did the echo get detention?
It kept talking back to the teacher.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?