What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Give me a road sign!
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?