What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of computers do horses use?