How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?