How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?