What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?