What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?