Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What kind of bird can write?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?