Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?