Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?