What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What type of birds stay together forever?