My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What animal floats best?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?