Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
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What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?