What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?