What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do fleas travel?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?