Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?