Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?