What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What animals make the best students?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?