Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What car always breaks the rules?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?