Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?