What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do crabs never give to charity?