What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?