What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?