What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
You always have to accept their cookies.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What famous scientist will try anything?