Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
