What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?