What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?