Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?