What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
A corn dog!
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
How do you measure a millennial?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do termites go camping?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?